Jan
5
I AM BACK BITCHES!
-Albert Lam
FMAP Analyst at Bank of America
Life Of A Stud
www.youtube.com/SicardStuds
May
11
Last Day At Dining Hall
SS go hard taking pictures where we not supposed to. #illegalshit.
Who the fuck is this chink ass…
Robbing the dining hall of mugs n shit aka Albert’s bad ass senior prank.
Using up meal swipes with Albert Ketchum and Lamachu.
-MC
May
2
Alby’s Senior Gift
Sheldon: i bought albert magnum condoms for his senior gift
do you think they will fit
Marc: his arm maybethats about it
Sheldon: fuck, i’m going to have to get my money back
Apr
7
The similarities are uncanny. Sillly lama, you can’t be a sicard stud. PEACE
YO PEEEACE. Pay rent Lama.
Look at me meow, look at me meow, look at me meow, oh, i’m gettin’ paper.
Mar
7
Ant: Is your brother better looking than you?
Alby: Why are you asking such a gay question.
Ant: Just answer the question.
Alby: No.
Ant: why can’t you just answer the fucking question. if you asked me if i was better looking than my brother, I would say I am.
Alby: guys wanna watch a movie tonight?
Ant: guys wanna watch a porno together
Alby: why are you so fucking gay today. so fucking gay. why are you so gay.
Ant: (on the phone with yangkey)
Alby: i think once ant started dating yangkey, i think he turned into a pussy. listen to him. what a fucking puss puss.
Alby: i got two cavities
Marc: i didn’t know semen gave you cavities
Alby: semen isn’t sweet
Ant: oh mannn albert oh mannn
-MC
Mar
3
Just got back from swimming with Hao and found a very important thing in my pocket. I was working on my senior design project this afternoon and I guess I forgot I put one of the gears in my pocket. This gear was custom-ordered, then drilled and milled to fit for the use of my project. Its pretty much the main mechanism behind the design. Kinda crazy how this single well-crafted part can make such a big difference on the big picture. (metaphor waddup)
-MW
Feb
20
Shout out to Nikki “fail” Tay
apparently you read my blog every time I post…lets see how long it takes before you see this.
-jz
Feb
9
Today my professor caught me dozing off so he tried to embarrass me in front of the class
Professor: What is the direction of this vector B in this BCC crystal?
Me: …huh, you’re asking me?
Professor: Yeah, if you don’t know you should pay atte…
Me: It’s [111]
Professor: …that is correct. Moving on.
LIKE A BOSS
-MW
Feb
8
HELP WITH DM
On April 2nd, I will be participating in the Rutger Dance Marathon. Please help me raise $350 for kids with cancer and blood disorders! Every little bit counts!
http://embracekids.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&eventID=502&participantID=1876
-MW
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